Please, I'm a virgin...

Ho hum, well I must confess this is indeed my first foray into the world of blogging. I wouldn't expect anything particularly interesting or insightful. In return for letting me rant about things, I promise not to get drunk and post things like ';aohe;gqbergkn;awg;t,'

If I do occasionally have an alcoholic beverage or two, my words will most likely be eulogies to various Eastern-European footballers from the 1990s. After all, if the internet needs one thing it's reminders to the greatness of Vladimir Jugovic and Robert Jarni.

Right, I suppose I best start thinking about my first 'serious' post.